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*AUS* vs SA Results -- Posted by ICECaNNoN on Monday, October 27 2003
With alot of hiccups before the commencing of this match, we were glad to get it started. *AUS* had had forum and site troubles again and there was a problem with the time, the time went from 8pm to 7:30 and then to 6:30 for QLD'ers due to daylight savings and such... So it was no wonder there was troubles with the teams! We eventually started at 8v8, *AUS* as US.
*AUS* was on the attack for most of the game, SA has a strong defence of a type that we havent faced before. We battled hard to get through for the whole game, everytime we grabbed the flag we'd get shot on our way out, if we even got in. Credit goes to SA for good defence. Then with only a couple of minutes to go Ace managed to grab the flag and run towards the caves. ICE CaNNoN was in backup and held off the defenders for as long as he could, which wasnt long lol. Ace was in the caves by the time the defenders finished with ice and then the rest of *AUS* came in and formed protection for Ace. *AUS* Capped with 1 minute on the clock.
Round 1 score:
US Army points: 1
Ace*AUS* pnts: 1 kills: 24 dths: 13
BEER BARON*AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 26 dths: 10
Fate*AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 16 dths: 15
ICE CaNNoN*AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 11 dths: 16
Paul*AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 7 dths: 9
RaNgEr-BoB*AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 6 dths: 7
Justice *AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 4 dths: 2
nyx *AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 2 dths: 2
Sw1fty-*AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 1 dths: 2
Vietcong points: 0
>$ABla pnts: 0 kills: 16 dths: 19
>$ABunkaBusta pnts: 0 kills: 12 dths: 11
>$A No Legs pnts: 0 kills: 12 dths: 17
>$AStickMan pnts: 0 kills: 9 dths: 14
>$APsychosis pnts: 0 kills: 9 dths: 16
>$A RuCKuS pnts: 0 kills: 8 dths: 3
>$ATremoR pnts: 0 kills: 5 dths: 4
>$A NlD pnts: 0 kills: 4 dths: 8
>$AArmy pnts: 0 kills: 1 dths: 14
Round 2 started after a 5 minute break. *AUS* made some team changes and the round began. SA attacked hard, but *AUS* had a stacked defense and could hold them off. SA grabbed the flag a few times, only to hear the usual sequence of "Flag Stolen.... CRACK CRACK... Flag dropped.. Moooooooo" *AUS* attackers also grabbed the flag a few times, only to be sprung by some hidden defender. The round was disrupted by an incredibly rude Dr Evil (Ex
Round 2 score:
US Army points: 0
>$AStickMan pnts: 0 kills: 14 dths: 15
>$A RuCKuS pnts: 0 kills: 13 dths: 11
>$ABunkaBusta pnts: 0 kills: 13 dths: 19
>$APsychosis pnts: 0 kills: 12 dths: 15
>$ATremoR pnts: 0 kills: 11 dths: 9
>$ABla pnts: 0 kills: 10 dths: 21
>$A No Legs pnts: 0 kills: 9 dths: 9
>$AArmy pnts: 0 kills: 9 dths: 15
>$A NlD pnts: 0 kills: 7 dths: 17
>$Adials pnts: 0 kills: 1 dths: 2
Vietcong points: 0
Ace*AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 31 dths: 18
Kaj*AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 20 dths: 15
Fate*AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 18 dths: 14
RaNgEr-BoB*AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 14 dths: 7
ICE CaNNoN*AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 14 dths: 18
BEER BARON*AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 13 dths: 7
Justice *AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 6 dths: 7
Cow Killer*AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 4 dths: 1
Paul*AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 4 dths: 4
nyx *AUS* pnts: 0 kills: 3 dths: 7
Thx SA for a good game :)
Plz note: end of SA's tag has been removed from MPresults so it will show properly on news page.
To the abuser of our forms -- Posted by ICECaNNoN on Sunday, October 26 2003
G'day mate.
Thanks for your contacts in regards to your kicking from our server, in reply to your abuse, we kick anyone that has more than a 350 ping manually, because of the High Ping kick freezing bug in VC 1.3.
So no, we didn't kick you coz your skills were just too good for us as you claim, we kicked you coz our server is an Australian server, and you were wrecking it for all of us with your ping! Sorry if you feel offended by that, I think you can speak to your therapist about being millisecondly challenged.
I also reccomend you speak to your therapist about your name, with a name like 'F**K YOU UP' its no wonder your so stressed out, imagine what the kids would say at school, we feel sorry for you man. That is no doubt what caused all those racist remarks against us, man with all the trauma you must have gone through in life its no wonder you snapped at such a small thing as being kicked for ping.
After your therapy appointment you should see your local computer repair specialist, he can fix your keyboard so the caps lock key isn't stuck on! Wouldn't that make you feel happy!
Thanks mate, hope you get your problems fixed, fair'dinkum.
Now throw another shrimp on the barbie, and we can all be mates again, you bet'ya.
From your good 'ol Aussie mates, *AUS*.
Forums back up :) -- Posted by ICECaNNoN on Sunday, October 26 2003
Our site is now on a new server hosted by Nyx. Thanks nyx! Everything should be working at this time. Thanks for bearing with us!
*AUS* vs [SASR] match report -- Posted by ICECaNNoN on Monday, October 6 2003
The army of *AUS* took on the forces of [SASR] in a battle for the territory they know as stream. *AUS* started off as USA, with a team of 7 people including: Gunther sitting behind his Garand as if he was using it to sheild him, perhaps thats what lures the enemy into his sights, the look of fear in his face when they cant see the passion in his eyes. Ace with his m16 up to his face, roaming the battlefield as if he owned it, none can hide, when your alive your on his turf and he's gunna kick you off it. Nads came down from the skies to reap carnage on his foes for the first time in quite a while, he was suffering withdrawl from combat so bad that earlier in the day his thumb had gone into a twitching fit, so he had to get his fix of blood, he longed for it, he kept attacking and attacking until he'd had his fill. Paul pissed out a border around a slot of ground and made it his own, he didnt let anyone come with in a m16's range of it. Ranger bob liked the look of the pretty colours on the flag, so much that he became obsessed with it, he started stroking his gun wispering to himself 'we must protect the precious'. Justice went psycho, he'd been tense earlier in the week with all the troubles of clan warefare, and hence snapped, he went around killing all he saw, he wanted kills, he wanted them so bad that when he saw a VC he killed nads and paul who were also chasing that same enemy so that they could not steal his kill, as he wanted carcasses. ICE CaNNoN found a new gun, he dropped his m16 and took a thompson, he liked the sound of this gun and the way it fired, he liked it so much that he wanted to use it more and more, so he attacked the enemy to get more and more uses of it, after every kill he praised his new gun.
This eager team started off the map in an attacking fashion, they attacked hard with ace, nads and ice all going on a charge. They eliminated all on the left of the map and kept attacking. Meanwhile SASR snuck down the right, only to be met by justo, who carried their carcasses away. The attacks continued, with *AUS* gaining the upper hand. Suddenly the supplier of evil2live and live2dies steroids left, and they were left walking slowly seeing red out of their right eye. The red blocked their vision so they could not attack. Reddog got sick of this, so he left to find the steroid supplier never to return. *AUS* attacked hard, justice helped in attack until he had enough carcasses to build himself a house, which he stayed in, killing people out of the windows until the map ended. *AUS* were up 3-0, ice cannon had 2 caps and justice 1. The US flag was only stolen successfully once, ranger did all he could to stop it, but failed as they ran away with it, he started balling 'they took my precious! give me back my precious'. Nads and ice felt sorry for him, so they chased it. Nads was under fire from a vc at the caves, ice eliminated him. Then, nads wounded as he was, saw the flag carrier climbing over the hill behind the caves. He did not feel up to the shot, so he said he would chase him and meet him down the bottom. Ice wanted to play with his gun, so he lined him up and shot him dead. Nads was surprised with the shot, ice just replied 'its all in the gun'. The map ended.
Nads' wounds got the better of him, so he left the arena and was reinforced by our newest FNG Suicidal. Suicidal is a firey new soldier, that gets more than his share of blood on public servers. Nevertheless he wanted to prove that he could build a better house than Justice, so he went on a spree. Our old sniper, Cow Killer also joined in replace of Gunther, who after being in retirement for the past month was unfit and had to rest. Cow killer hadnt seen action for a while, he pulled up a couch and rested the SVD on his knee.
The battle begun, suicidal forgot to change from sapper, so he started off the battle with a baikal shotgun, when ice saw this he began to mutter 'FNG' under his breath, but stoped short when suicidal popped the head of an attacker from a long range. *AUS* went on a full scale attack, breaching the enemy base many a time. Cow saw a couple of enemy soldiers at the start, but then it settled down. He moooo'd and moooo'd until he couldn't mooo no more so he got off his buttox and went to find him some meat. *AUS* capped once curtosy of justo, then ice who was too lazy to follow decided to take a flag home too. With 5 seconds to go in the match Justice capped a flag to make nice curtains for his house.
Thanks SASR for the game and well played all!